Monday, October 20, 2014

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)

(Source: cthulhu-lulu)

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(Source: wannajoke)

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial)

taylorswift:

Soon.

twerkinfortwinkies:

madisoncriss:

freedomcalls-2014:

madisoncriss:

freedomcalls-2014:

twerkinfortwinkies:

freedomcalls-2014:

Seeing madisoncriss and twerkinfortwinkies tags on posts brightens my day a little. Thanks guys. I actually needed that.

Hey Bonnie.

Wassup? :D

Hi Bonnie.

Hi guys.

How are you? How’s the college life treating you? Any boys that i need to pin? Or are you good? 😂

Madi get outta here with that pin. But yes Bonnie how is college?

I fucking love that pin gtfo

(Source: tayerswift)

liquidglue:

mum: in here is disgusting!! when was the last time u cleaned ur room??

me: 

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The basis of most arguments against trans people is that we are not who we say we are, that we are always and only the gender that we were assigned at birth. And so much of that is about having a sense of certainty around gender, that when you were born with a certain set of genitalia, then that must dictate your entire life, and the reality is that that’s not trueA lot of people are not comfortable with that, because then that means they have to begin to question who they are.- Laverne Cox

(Source: sassyhendrix)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her