today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
How are you? How’s the college life treating you? Any boys that i need to pin? Or are you good? 😂
Madi get outta here with that pin. But yes Bonnie how is college?
I fucking love that pin gtfo
mum: in here is disgusting!! when was the last time u cleaned ur room??
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her